virginsacrificer:

things that shouldnt end:

  • friendships
  • relationships
  • road trips
  • concerts
  • good hair days
  • hot showers
  • orgasms

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

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